A (drunk) member of our well regulated militia is upset that a CD player isn’t working, so he takes it outside and shoots it a few times. He cuts his hand while slamming the CD player against a truck, then smears blood on his face, calling it “war paint.” (Maplewood, MN)

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A (drunk) member of our well regulated militia is upset that a CD player isn’t working, so he takes it outside and shoots it a few times. He cuts his hand while slamming the CD player against a truck, then smears blood on his face, calling it “war paint.” (Maplewood, MN)

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