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    Twas the night before Boogmass
    And all through the house
    Not a fedboi did scurry, not even one louse
    Claymores placed through the house with care
    Along with Boomba’s, beer, and full mags to spare
    The autists with tendies all snug in thier beds
    With visions of NODs, third holes, and ‘nades in thier heads.
    And my wife in her plate and me with my gat
    Had just settled down for a long winter “nap”
    When perimeter alarms arose with a clatter.
    I sprang from the bed, dicks out, to settle the matter
    Outdoor lights snapped on in a flash
    Mag dumped at noises, a window then smashed
    And what to my wondering eyes did appear
    Blood on the snow and eight dead reindeer!
    I still live on Christmas with absolutely no fear
    And hope the Boogaloo comes to us next year.
    Please be patient I have autism.

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